tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18540124129687428122024-03-20T04:54:34.969-07:00S M S : funny,teasing,love,fship........Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger60125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1854012412968742812.post-13889104772841549452009-10-21T11:56:00.003-07:002009-10-23T10:12:16.860-07:00<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, monospace;"><span style="color: lime;"><b><i><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></i></b></span></span><br />
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<span style="color: yellow;">FUNNY</span><br />
<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: red;"><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_6555.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_4105.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_5441.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_135.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/telling-lie-is-fault-for-little-boy-art.html"><span style="color: lime;">5</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_6640.html"><span style="color: lime;">6</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_3164.html"><span style="color: lime;">7</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/if-i-ever-go-for-brain-transplant-id.html"><span style="color: lime;">8</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/what-do-u-call-woman-in-heaven-angel.html"><span style="color: lime;">9</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_2928.html"><span style="color: lime;">10</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_3777.html"><span style="color: lime;">11</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_4691.html"><span style="color: lime;">12</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_7985.html"><span style="color: lime;">13</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_3667.html"><span style="color: lime;">14</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_8353.html"><span style="color: lime;">15</span></a></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: lime;"><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_8353.html"></a> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_2770.html"><span style="color: lime;">16</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_8380.html"><span style="color: lime;">17</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_5478.html"><span style="color: lime;">18</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_6576.html"><span style="color: lime;">19</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny_21.html"><span style="color: lime;">20</span></a><br />
</div><span style="color: red;"> </span><span style="color: yellow;"> LOVE</span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> <a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/love_9441.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/love_2940.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/love_6414.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/love_2689.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/love_6328.html"><span style="color: lime;">5</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/love_17.html"><span style="color: lime;">6</span></a><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: magenta;"> <span style="color: yellow;">SHAYARI</span></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: magenta;"> </span><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_1033.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_6559.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_7452.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_2646.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_7817.html"><span style="color: lime;">5</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_2252.html"><span style="color: lime;">6</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari_17.html"><span style="color: lime;">7</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/shayari.html"><span style="color: lime;">8</span></a><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"> <span style="color: yellow;">MARRIAGE</span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/marriage_6693.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;">,</span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/marriage_9378.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;">,</span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/marriage_17.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;">,</span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/marriage.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: orange;"> </span><span style="color: yellow;">MISS U</span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: orange;"><span style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/miss-u.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #38761d;"> <span style="color: yellow;">GREETS</span></span><br />
<span style="color: #38761d;"><span style="color: black;"><span style="color: #38761d;"> <a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_9872.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span></span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_358.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_7219.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_296.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_4273.html"><span style="color: lime;">5</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_5621.html"><span style="color: lime;">6</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets_16.html"><span style="color: lime;">7</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/greets.html"><span style="color: lime;">8</span></a></span></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: yellow;"><span style="color: black;"> </span>FLIRTS</span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: yellow;"><span style="color: black;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirts_8969.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirts_5229.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirts_8618.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirts_3113.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirts_16.html"><span style="color: lime;">5</span></a></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: cyan;"><span style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: yellow;"> </span><span style="color: yellow;">SANTABANTA</span></span><br />
</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span style="color: cyan;"></span> <a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/once-again-santabanta.html"><span style="color: lime;">1</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/again-santabanta.html"><span style="color: lime;">2</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/more-santabanta.html"><span style="color: lime;">3</span></a><span style="color: lime;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/santabanta.html"><span style="color: lime;">4</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/thoughts.html"><span style="color: orange;">THOUGHTS</span></a><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><span style="color: black;"> </span><a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/funny-tease.html"><span style="color: orange;">FUNNY TEASING</span></a></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"> <a href="http://sms-him.blogspot.com/2009/10/flirts.html"><span style="color: orange;">FRIENDSHIP</span></a><span style="color: orange;"> (180+)</span></span><br />
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<span style="color: red;"><span style="color: lime;">funny</span> : </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Man kills a Mad Dog 2 save Lady</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nwsppr</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">INDIAN SAVES LADY</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Man- M nt Indian</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nwsppr:FOREIGNER SAVES LADY</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Man-M Pakistani </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nwppr:TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">time nal sms nahi bhejde!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">So, try going out naked tomorrow </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">and see the admiration!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ke set cee.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">piti wich janani kut diti.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Wife: Behan..</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">he made a mother. Then devil thought that he</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I want you 2 know that our friendship means a</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry.U lauf I lauf. U jump out</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">of the window... I look down &then... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I lauf again</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">& flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">why doesn't it rain on you?</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I've written a poem for you:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Twinkle twinkle little star,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">you should know what you are,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">and once you know what you are,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mental hospital is not so far.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">What's the difference between pleasure and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is thinking of you too much. </span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Banta: How does an attorney sleep?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">on the other. </span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.<br />
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA<br />
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again<br />
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Degree of girls<br />
B.A- Btful Angles<br />
BE- Btful eyes<br />
BSc- Btful structure<br />
BCom-Btful communication<br />
MBA- Married but Awesome<br />
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</div><div><div>Jeevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega?</div><div>Parents?</div><div>Nahin</div><div>Relatives?</div><div>Nahin</div><div>FRIEND...?</div><div>Nahi Nahi Yaar</div><div>Sirf aur Sirf</div><div>Apni</div><div><br />
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</div><div>"CHAPPAL"</div><div><br />
</div><div><div>Hitler says,</div><div>"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"</div><div>Sardar says:</div><div>"ab bolne se kya fayda.?</div><div>jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na " ;-)</div><div><br />
</div><div><div>Narad Muni dharti par BEER peene aaye, 12 botal peene</div><div>ke baad. </div><div>Waiter:-Apko chadti kyun nahi.?</div><div>Narad Muni:-MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON.</div><div>Waiter:-Chad gayi saale ko.</div><div><br />
</div><div><div> (\./) / " ) "^ ----;"; \,,/"( , , )\\ //\\ /\ </div><div>ye Ghada aapka hai? agar nhi to isko aagay bhejte raho</div><div>jiska hoga wo rakh lega!</div><div><br />
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</div><div><div>----\----</div><div>,--<>--=____/7</div><div>(_£___=------/</div><div>._I__I_,</div><div><br />
</div><div>Arey Itni Gor Se Kya Dekh Rahe Ho</div><div>Helocopter Hai Mein Ne Khareed Liya Hai</div><div>Kahi Jana Ho To Chabi Mang Lena</div><div><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Girl goes 2 Dr with mom<br />
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai<br />
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao<br />
Girl-mera nahi mummy ka<br />
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye<br />
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D most unfulfilled desire of all science students.. <br />
A b0mb should have fallen instead of an apple on D<br />
head of NEWTON.<br />
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Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik<br />
bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS<br />
karo theek ho jaoge...<br />
Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon<br />
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(((''''?''''))) <(( @) (@ ))> (; <._.> ;) ((,==,))<br />
Daro mat Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sMs Padne<br />
waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai..!!<br />
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<span style="color: blue;">A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">to understand my man; Love to forgive him and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Patience for his moods. Because </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Dog is truly a man's best friend.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">car for an hour.When you open the boot, which one</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is really happy to see you?</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">mein tuje shrap deta hoon..</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">How do u identify a true music lover?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A man when he hears a woman singing in the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">instead of his eye! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. Ek callgirl ne</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">meri sharan me aaye.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Beta: Nahin</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mama: Chocolate?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Beta: Nahin</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mama: Khana?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Beta: Nahin</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jutiyan hi khayega.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">aap g de jeevan de har hafte da </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">agree. That's true, believe me, I swear</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">because love is BLIND!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a pretty wife.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sometimes you might catch me staring at you.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">told me that devils have tails and </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I'm just wondering where's yours? </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Now?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry &</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">asks him: Did u see anything there that u were</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">not supposed to see?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Yes, I saw dad!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">to say 'Keep </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Quwait, Keep Quwait'.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Then why do people get heart attack when they</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">are tensed and why people</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">get mad when they are in love?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Only once in your life u'll get a right person</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">with whom u'll get married, so, till than keep</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">enjoying with the wrong Ones!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gud Morning kaise?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">marzi bhi meri!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">were against their marriage. Guess why?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dand Bahar ne.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The wife asked.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'Anything new at work?'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ensures you continue to do so.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Haath Mujhe De De Thakur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">people. Send this to someone who fits the description!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Don't send it back; I've already</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">received hundreds.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">So Sweet is ur SMILE,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">So Sweet is ur STYLE,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">So Sweet is ur VOICE,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">So Sweet is ur EYE,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">see .......how Sweetly I Lie</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">shortens your life by 8 hours!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">met on the street.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">1st: Who are u working 4 now?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">se koi ho to bataao.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">you've always been a headache!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal answered shyly: night rates, they r costlier than day.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it, Madam has adam in it, so girls r always incomplete</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">without boys.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain. Is seva ka labh</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam kariye.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">start luving more ALPHABETS...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait'.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">people get mad when they are in love?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Only once in your life u'll get a right person with whom</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">u'll get married, so, till than keep enjoying with</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the wrong Ones!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">aayega wo bhejunga.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">were against their marriage. Guess why?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de dand</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bahar ne.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat nu aunga,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede time</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nal sms nahi bhejde!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la ke set cee.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi piti wich janani</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kut diti.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">shabd bola.Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Wife: Behan..</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Can't believe after all the shit they have been through</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">they're still together............Who?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Your bum cheeks!!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kahenge! Ha ha ha!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">survival for a married man.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">General Students: Answer All questions</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">OBC: Write Any One question</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">SC: Only read questions</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ST: Thanks for coming.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Cheers to Reservation</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">friends & strangers! Cheers!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hi ban jaayenge.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Deshwasion ke liye!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">She fed Mat </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">from left tit, Pat from her right tit...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">badhti hai, SMS padhne </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">se nahi....</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teri Maa Di,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tere Peo Di,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teri Behan Di,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tere Bhra Di,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teri Bhabi Di,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tere Pure Khandan Di,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Te Meri v Tu Jaan Hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ko pagalpan kehtay hain,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dilnasheenon se,jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hum kameenon se...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">for SELFISH.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">_______I M NOT A Male.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Aur us dress ka?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jaa rahe hain Hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hai !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">becomes the password</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">of your emai id...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hi mil sakda hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Toh asli Ravan kaun??</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">DHAKKAN sabko miley</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">to plz candle bujha dena</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">& asks him: </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Yes, I saw dad. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Because, women don't have a wife.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">posted it.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Monopoly is</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">always damaging & Competition improves service!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">How do u identify a true music lover?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">believe in God?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">changes the water?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the password of your emai id...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kuj khanda penda na howe.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hi mil sakda hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Toh asli Ravan kaun??</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">DHAKKAN sabko miley</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">to plz candle bujha dena</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">& asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">supposed to see?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Yes, I saw dad.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A friend is: Who lends you...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pen in School...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">In French: Bon jour</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In Spanish: Te Quiro</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In Italian: Teamo</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In Yugoslav: Volim Te</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In English: Good Morning</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Because they need a map.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">o zip down.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">about u.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Frog: When n where?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ladki ke saath...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Aisa bhi to ho sakta </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karungi... aur kya?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karna.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Teacher to class: A for?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Class: Apple</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teacher: Jor Se Bolo</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Class: Jai Mata Di</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ko bheje ja raha hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">brain.It's not because u r a genius. I would only</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">like a brain that has never been used.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: Why do men fart more often than women?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">enough to build up the pressure.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">robbing?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Clerk: Yes.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kyon theek karti hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Aata hai!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Why are Egyptian Children always confused?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">born beautiful, not like me, who was</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">born to be a big liar.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">unzip your fly.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">and make several women happy!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Do you believe that getting married on a Friday</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">brings bad luck ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">next to one person who has made ur life worth living.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The bartender was almost crushed to death.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">like ME & nut like U.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is still enough space for another girl on top.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">girlfriend.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Great people talk about ideas, average people talk abt</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">things, small people talk about others & legends never</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">talk, they send SMS.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">our children from ignoring ours.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Look at the world around u; u'll see God's creativity.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Look at thebreakfast table; u'll c God's providence. Look</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">at the mirror u'll c God's sense of humor.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">goes... No fun, send mon, your son!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">U shud do two things in morning...Pray 2 God so u can</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">live and have a shower so others can live.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">let him face the consequences</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">What is the height of Flirting?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It's When your love letter starts with: TO</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Aur us dress ka?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jaa rahe hain Hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hai !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">What do u call a woman in heaven?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">An Angel</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A crowd of woman in heaven?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A host of Angels</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">And all woman in heaven?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">PEACE ON EARTH!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Population slogan in Bihar: Hum Do Hamare Do,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Unke Baad Jitne Bhi Hon, Sabko Punjab aur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Haryana bhej do</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kuch kehna chahte ho?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">baad khulti hain.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sleep with a girl?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Father: No my child but the problem is that u guys</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">never sleep. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Yaad mein tumhari mujhe loose motions lag gaye hain.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hain to ye aanso per lagta hai raata bhatak gaye hain.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Can't believe that after all the shit that's happened</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">between them, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">they are still together.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Who?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ur bums. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Osama to Big B: How are you??</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wonder! Look at the mirror & see </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">God's Blunder!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: A Moti-vaiting.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo pure samaj ko khatam kar deti</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Y does Waheeda Rehman never changes her saree in</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the film GUIDE?Coz Dev Anand says: O mere</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">humrahi, meri baanh thame chalna, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">badle duniya SARI, tum na badalna. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kuch narm sa, Kuch</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Premika: Dhokla.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">think great, I know this is too much for you,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">so here is a shortcut... just think about ME!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">that would always beat for you. You know Whose?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Your Own Stupid!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">coz people'll never stand by u!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">this from you!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">even tell me?Animal Planet!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">smart like ME.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it's simply because mental </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">patient needs more care.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: What's the difference between gud & bad gals?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Gud gals loosen </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a few buttons when its hot, bad gals make it hot by</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">loosening a few buttons!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">displayed by Indian batsmen?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The walk back to the pavilion.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">with kerosene. Please donate. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I have already donated 25 litres.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bank Balance hai...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Silence for few Minutes...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Tooth-Hurty!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wheeler hai !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">or vo.. Garbhvati hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gud Day!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hand Tata Nano </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Vet: Why do u want to do that?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">anything to make her think she's welcomed.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">judge: U r crossing the limits.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Judge: How dare you call me saala?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai? </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Saheb: Kal aana.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">shooru ho ja</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">odd combination?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Salman Khan is coming</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">forever... Then we'll sell it OK?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Fifty-Fifty </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">na apne bachchon ko karne denge.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ke sath wish kiya </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL &</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wonderFOOL amongst </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">all FOOLS</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">catches the heart. You are blessed with both!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Flattered? Don't Be! It was sent to me, and I just</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wanted you to read it.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">There was a man who never romped or played. He</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">never smoked or drank, nor kissed a girl. And he passed</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">away, insurance was denied. Since he had never lived,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">they claimed he never died. So live it up. CHEERS </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">She replied: No! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">And the guy lived happily ever after. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Daily Prayer: O GOD, give us strength & capacity to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Congestion Levy & many more. Besides don't forget</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">etc... If we have some time & money left </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">after that, we will do some Business. Cheers to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Booming Indian Economy! Gud Day!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">exhausted man...!!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">expensive or married to someone else!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">There's a small gap between confidence and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Confidence. Only you can kiss your </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">girlfriend is Over-Confidence.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">What would confuse a mentally challenged person?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Answer: A pineapple.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Confused...? I knew you would be!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">How to catch a squirrel?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">come to you on their own. Because they just</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">love NUTS !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is ur best gf?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">He replied: The next one!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The Student replies: Father-in-Law</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">put in cage with bread & water.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">My God! I've killed the motorist.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">_ll_, Bhondu_, dekha... Everything is incomplete</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">without `U'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">gud luking sender. May his smartness</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">increases everyday.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">flowers n goes.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nurse bahut sunder hai... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">aaram se theek hona!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: In advertisements.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: 3 runs in 3 balls.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: What is the height of optimism?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">his face.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">finished high school.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100%</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent &</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the remaining is only 36-24-36</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare na koi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band kyun hoye!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">because Air hostesses are above 50</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">or a man with six children?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The man with six children. The man with a million</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dollars wants more</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A doting father used to sing his little children to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the three year old, "If you </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">pretend you're asleep, he stops."</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">for some pepper.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">French: Toilette pepper!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Manmohan Singh: We are sending Indians to the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">moon next year!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bush: Wow! Howc many?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Manamohan: 25 OBC, 25 SC, 20 ST, 5 Handicapped,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">5 Sports Persons, 5 Terrorist Affected, 5 Kashmiri</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Migrants, 9 Politicians & if possible 1</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Astronnaut</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Girl's excuses: Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">near, papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahin hoti hai clear.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Isliye SMS kiya karo dear</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> without fear n very clear</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">What's the definition of a skeleton?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A striptease that went just too far...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">pyaar karte hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">TT: Ticket hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sadhu: Nahin</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">TT: Chalo</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sadhu: Kahan?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Girl: If u'll try to kiss me, main shor macha doongi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Lekin yahan to dur-dur tak koi nahin hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: I know but formality to karni hi padegi..</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">umbrella'. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Which movie did he really want to see?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dil Chhata Hai.......</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja, reply ki apeksha mat</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata, Sabko</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">apne kiye hue SMS ka reply</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">milta hi hai!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">...... Open ur eyes !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 seconds</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">in thinking of a fool.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">God made Pepsi, God made whisky, God made me so</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes and God made</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">you... well everybody makes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">mistakes. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I saw u on road today. U were lukin so fine, ur face</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">so divine, ur walk so perfect. My heart started singing</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a sweet song: Who Let The Dog Out!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">When words fail... eyes work,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">when eyes fail... heart works,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">and when heart fails... to kya?,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">samajh le TAPAK gaya 'MAAMU'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">The Japanese have produced a camera that has such</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">with her mouth shut!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Geet Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hai, isiliye he praani tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kar, isi se tera manushaya janm safal hoga.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha aato ho.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll become </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a Krack-Jack</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> the Rich Boy</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">When I send SMS to u, it doesn't mean that u have to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">do the same... U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">chocolates by courier. DD & Cheques r </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">also accepted.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jaye to us rassi ko </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kya kahenge?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it is not ur figure</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">daily.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">boy I ever loved'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal: Great! I want 10 of them </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hi hi ho ho ho ho ho</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ho ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">yaad aa gayi!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It's called Prayer! God bless ur </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">naughty mind.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kehnde ne! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Oh mneu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">What's the difference between wife n neighbours</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Neighbour's wife is like an </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ice-cream, shud hv immediately. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ka hi hota hai. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">How do u know when kids start to grow up?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">grow up when they </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">start to wipe it off!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The most interesting thing about this sms is that by</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the time you realize that nothing is written in it....</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it would be too late for you to stop reading it! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">are good is like expecting the bull not to charge</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">because you are a vegetarian!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">was an author, you would be my story. If I was a</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">poet, you would be my poem. But </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">3rd Prize: Lots of Luv.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wanna tell u... it's none </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">of ur business.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to come</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">along but in the </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Well, they do say opposite attracts... So I sincerely</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'hope' you meet somebody who is attractive, honest,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">intelligent, and cuultured.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Smile makes all the above... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">So always Brush ur Teeth</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the noble cause of saving trees. SAY </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">NO TO EXAMS</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">bahane to apne </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">aap hi mil jate hain</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Red Rose: Luv</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Yelloe Rose: Friendship</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">White Rose: Peace</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Which Rose for u?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kabhi aata hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Thought for the future generation: Don't marry</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">& make a woman happy. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In fact remain a bachelor & make several</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">women happy.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nahin badaltey</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Thnx to media</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dewan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dudh mein pee gaya</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Which is the most confusing day in America?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Thinking?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Still thinking?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Fathers day! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram! Wahe Guru! Jai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sri Krishna! Darr Mat, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kisi ko forward nahin karna hai, khud hi jap</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">le... PAAPI.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In life, never look down on anybody, unless you</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">are getting a lovely view </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">of the cleavage!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">marriage. What did </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">they name them?!!!?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">JO-hua, SO-hua </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">There are only 5 things we need in life: Good</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep &</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">GOOD _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">s right. Gud Day.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">When things go wrong, when sadness fills your</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">heart, when tears flows from your eyes always</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la..</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">varna Hamesha ke liye BYE! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Team: Whisper Ultra.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">its worst PERIOD!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">America wale roj</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">she becomes rich.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Push......Paa.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">when best things in life we do naked.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">khane ko man nahin karta hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">marzi kaat ke khana</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">emotional & stupid, start fighting </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">without any reason.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">The most interesting thing about this sms is that by</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the time you realize that nothing is written in it....</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it would be too late for you to stop reading it! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">are good is like expecting the bull not to charge</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">because you are a vegetarian!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">If I was a painter, u would be my painting. If I was</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">you would be my poem. But </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">3rd Prize: Lots of Luv.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">2nd Prize:Longlasting friendship.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">1st Priz: Free stay for Lifetime in my heart.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I just wanna tell u... it's none of</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> ur business.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ladies....it is okay to wait for the right man to come</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">along but in the meantime have some fun with the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wrong ones.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Well, they do say opposite attracts... So I sincerely </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'hope' you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">intelligent, and cuultured.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">finished high school.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4%</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Miss U Miss U sab kahein, par actually miss kare</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">na koi. Agar koi kisiko miss kare to fir SMS band</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kyun hoye!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gud Morning... Kindly observe SILENCE for two</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">blue, I'd do anything my dear- Just to get away</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">from you</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A sexy woman is like a 1000 Rupee note. U don't</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">know how many have handled it but u still want to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">have it.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">when tears f low in ur eyes, always remember 3</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">things: I'm with u, U have </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">money & Bar is open</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">n sell@15.25, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it's loss or profit?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Some dead people went to hell & were glad after</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">seeing the board </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">on gate. Why?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Because it reads: NO SEATS EXCEPT</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">FOR SC/ST/OBC</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'U'. Some time later I'll</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">start luving more </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ALPHABETS.!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Once in a jungle all the animals were eating</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">PAN PARAG PAN MASALA</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">But girraffe was not eating. Why?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">At a Rly stn a gal cheked her weight-58 kg</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">She removed sandal-56 kg</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Then removed jacket-53kg</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Then dupatta-52 kg</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Coins khatam.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A baba in q behind her said- Beebe tu kam chaalu</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rakh, bhaan batheri hai babay kol</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Decent Girls?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Both don't exist.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">banaaya hai...Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">fursat mein hi to kiye jaate hain.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Red: Wild</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Black: Sexy</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Blue: Romantic</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pink: Seductive</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">White: Calm</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Yellow: Time to change it...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Everyday same wishes! Are U bored of it? Let it be</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">difft this time: Let the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> devils sing around U, Mummies dance around u,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Vampires sit beside U. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Have a horrible day!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ek c Raja...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ek c Rani...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">For Girls.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Reverse the letters GFEDCBA</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Bakra Again</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Height of Kanjoosi: A Bania's house has caught fire</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">& he is giving miss </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">calls to the Fire brigade!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Most of my friends are normal, sane, cultured, decent,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">intellectual & well-behaved persons... Just wanna</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">thank you for breaking the monotony!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Police arrestd a drunkard & askd: Where r u goin?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Man: I'm goin 2 listen lecture on ill effcts of drinking.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Cop: Who'll lecture at midnite?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Man: My wife...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Grammar Teacher: Rahul sharaab Nahin Peeta Hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Is sentence mein </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rahul kya hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pappu: Madam! Rahul chutiya hai...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Valentine special: Dunyia wich reh k rangaa wich</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kho jao.. Kise nu apna bana lao ya kise da ho jao.. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Je kuchh vi ni hunda taan....Chakko </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rajaai te so jao.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A: Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">powers of Men!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Finance for </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Starting a New Business?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Student: Father-in-Law!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Agar aap chahte hain k apke face pe dhool-mitii na</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">lage to Roz subah lagaiye Asian Paints ka Apex</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ultima jo dhool-mitti ko tikne na de!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">What's the biggest pressure for Pak captain when</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">in hand?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ceremony?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Some translations in Punjabi:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Listen buddy, dat chick is mine! O bhaoo, o nikki</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kukree meri aa !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rock the party. VATTEY mar jashan ch.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped &</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">raped by robbers.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hua tha! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Daru se Nasha badhta hai, Nashe se junun. Junun</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">se mehnat, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mehnat se paisa, Paise se izzat. Isliye Izzatdar</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wohi hai jo Daru pita hai !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ka nazara tha, Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Monopoly is always damaging & Competition</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">improves service!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">If u don't have a gf/bf, don't have a nice job,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">don't like partying & dancing, just have a boring</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">life, then don't worry just log on to </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">www.rabba chukk lay.com</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dr: What salary U Xpect? </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nurse: Rs.10,000. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">bus aap pe </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dukhan da pahaar de de,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">bhaven purani </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mercedes car de de</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">ATITHI DEVO </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">BHAVA</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Phir likha: SHUBH LABH</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hand on Geeta.He refused saying: Sita par</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hath rakh kar itni</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">musibat aayi! Ab Geeta</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> pe haath nahin rakhunga</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">paindi nahin dekhi !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Munda: Haan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sharaab?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Haan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Drugs?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Haan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Jua?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Haan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Munda: Haanji, HIV+</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> ka pyar mile</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabbar: Kitne admi they?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sambha: Sardar 2</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata></span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">bada hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> bada hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">goli maar do</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">needs 3 bottles of....</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no &</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">name is as displayed</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">People who do less work..make less mistakes,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">People who do no work..make no mistakes,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">People who make no mistakes..get promoted.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">lover,an accomplishment for a bachelor and a</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">also help me to</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">spread by sending to all. Thank U !</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rampyari. Ladke ka</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> naam kya hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">gu JAGGU</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">drink only on days when u r Happy!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">waqt se pehle kyon mara?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karna tha.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kyon nahi huye?Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">lagge ne ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">date and Daru is like </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">turn the key, and </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">mother thinks. </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">To be as rich as his child believes. To have as</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">many women as his </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wife suspects</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Rum ka Paua ab</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> sirf 10 RS mein.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Always start your day with a lot of S E X</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">S-mile</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">E-nergy</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">X-citement</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">SMILING!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Do you know the difference between a pun and</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a fart?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A pun is a sudden shift of wit!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">marriage. What </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">did they named them?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">mein aate hain </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Wow! New Underwear.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rue relatives always stand behind u during bad times.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Check ur marriage</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple's photo man</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is on the right side</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> & woman on the left?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">side and assets </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">on right!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">fellow have any money?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">what he asked </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">me about you!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kar raha hoon.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don't u d</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rejects my parpoz b'coz</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I don't parpoz d ROZ ROZ!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">If U Don't Eat Junk food, Don't Smoke, Don't Drink,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">No Late Nights; Then </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Another Moon?... Possible</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Another Sun?... Possible</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Another Sky?... Possible</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Another person Like U?... Impossible</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I'm leaving India!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">suspecting me. Tum bhi </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">karna chahiye?Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">injection lagane ka!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">make a Happy Home! Let's Thank...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> KAAMWALI </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">pilane k baad theke </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dekho to.Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">na usey wahin rahne diya jaye</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> main doobonga to sahara dega.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">car like Rahul, but </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I really Luv U!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kaunsi hai?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">auraton ko MAA kaha karo.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Student: Madam is se mera character to theek</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rahega, par mere baap ka</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> bigad jayega.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">your... book from your bag and study!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">attitude... </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tu cool, main April tu Fool...ha ha ha!!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Think great, </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Just think </span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">about ME!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">affair. When he died, the insurance company refused</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">mujhe koi nahin puchhta'Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">How 2 catch squirrels?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">come in search of</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">a place for me</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">I'm MIND BLOWING.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Santa: KHULE AAM...</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">The successful marriage depends on one simple</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">having Secret Beauties.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends,</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK.</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Whatever u are thinking...</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">is right. Good Day.</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Lahnat hai aisi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">zindagi pe!</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A Baniya walking on road suddenly bent & touched</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">her lips r closed !</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">What did the Zero say to the Eight?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Nice Belt</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"> mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Boy: Bilkul nahi!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">Gal: To phir rehne do...</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tab to ek hi baccha</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">tha aur ab 3 kaise?</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">jate the...</span><br />
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</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue;">Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">I still believe that love is all you need- Paul Mccartney</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">True luv is eternal... Cherish the luv when u've got the</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">chance, for once it leaves U, it would be difficult to get</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">it back.. Don't let luv be only a memory in U.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">So many ways to say 'I Love You', but not enough</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">words in the world to say how much I Love U.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">To share what is difficult; to heal what is hurting; to</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">think what is not possible; to understand without even</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">talking is the miracle called Love.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Aashiq Puche Rab nu: Tu Jag nu Pyaar Da Dushman</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Kyu Bana Ditta ? Rab Hasaya te Bolya: Tusi Kehra</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Mere Naal Changi Kittim Tusi Vi ta Yaar nu he Rab</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Bana Ditta.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">what missing is like; May you never miss whom you</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">luv & may whom you luv miss you always.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Have a cigar daily - U'ill die 10 yrs early.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Have drinks daily - U'll die 30 yrs early.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Luv someone truly - U'll die daily.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Love that we cannot have is the one that lasts the</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">longest, hurts the deepest and feels the strongest.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Thank you for being the most wonderful friend</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">and companion.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">companion. I Luv U!</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Loving, knowing that you are going to get hurt is like</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">living knowing that you are going to die. But not loving</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">so you don't get hurt is like killing yourself before</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">you die.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Giving someone all ur luv is never an assurance that</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">they'll luv u back! Don't expect luv in return; just wait</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">for it to grow in their hearts. But if it doesn't, be</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">content it grew in urs.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I love you not because of who you are, but because of</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">who I am when I am with you.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Love is falling asleep dreaming of the one that makes</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">you smile and waking up smiling about the one u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">dream of.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">When I'm away from u, I'm still with u. When my eyes</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">are closed, I could still c u. When I'm awake, I still</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">dream of u. When I feel I have everything, I still</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">need u & no matter what, I'll always luv u.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Love comes to those who still hope even though they've</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">been disappointed; to those who still believe even</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">though they've been betrayed; to those who still</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">need love even though they've been hurt before.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I don't know why I'm so afraid to lose u when u r</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">not even mine. I don't know why I luv u so when u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">don't even luv me. I don't know why u r the one when</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I'm just a someone to u.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">As I feel the tear go down my cheek,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I notice that my heart is weak,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">For the love I have for you,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Will always be gold and true,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">But know my love will always last,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Even though we are a distance apart,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">You always have the key to my heart.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">A person who truly loves you and knows you is</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">someone who still sees the pain in your eyes while</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">everyone else still believe the smile on your face.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Where words fail, action speaks. Where action fails,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">eyes speak.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Where eyes fail, tears speak. And where everything</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">fails, LOVE SPEAKS!</span><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to<br />
know that I LUV U my Princess with all my heart.<br />
Happy Valentine's Day!<br />
<br />
On Valentine's Day, I'm thinking about the special<br />
ways u have made my life better. The little things,<br />
the not-so-little things.. Ur kindness, the way U always<br />
listen & pay attention to me. U make my world<br />
brighter n richer. U're a gift to me, & I thank<br />
U for being U.<br />
<br />
If you were my valentine<br />
I'd search the endless skies<br />
to find the perfect starlight<br />
that would compliment your eyes<br />
and keep it in a wishing well<br />
created just for you<br />
and filled with my desires<br />
to make all your dreams come true.<br />
<br />
What do you give a lady so sweet who makes my<br />
existence so complete? Should She get a<br />
Long-stemmed Rose? Perhaps some very heartfelt<br />
pros? A store-bought card with another's word?<br />
Anything that's purchased seems absurd. I would give<br />
you the World if it were mine, For now, take my heart,<br />
and be My Valentine.<br />
<br />
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct<br />
today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever.<br />
Happy Valentine day!<br />
<br />
I've notice that being with you, I smile a little more<br />
often, I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a<br />
little brighter, and life is so much sweeter. Luv U.<br />
<br />
A bell is not a bell until someone rings it, a song is not a<br />
song until someone sings it. Luv wasn't put in the heart<br />
to stay, for luv isn't luve 'til you give it away.<br />
<br />
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your<br />
heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.<br />
<br />
Everyone says you only fall in love once but that's wrong,<br />
everytime I see your smile I fall in love all over again.<br />
Luv You!<br />
<br />
I miss u when something really gud happens, coz<br />
u're the one I want to share it with. I miss u when<br />
something is troubling me, oz u're the only one who<br />
understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry,<br />
coz I know that u're the one who makes my laughter<br />
grow & my tears dissapear.<br />
<br />
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your<br />
life with someone, you want the rest of your life to<br />
start as soon as possible.<br />
<br />
Don't say we aren't right for each other. The way I <br />
see it, we're not right for anybody else. Be My<br />
Valentine!<br />
<br />
Life is 4 livin- I live mine 4 u,<br />
Loves's 4 givin- I give mine 2 u<br />
Dreams r 4 dreamin- I dream of u<br />
Hearts r 4 beatin- Mine beats 4 u.<br />
<br />
It's hard to find someone whom u truly love, much<br />
less to find someone who loves u as much. When the<br />
chance comes, don't ever let go.<br />
<br />
The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight I see the path of<br />
our love shining brightly knowing that it is so great<br />
to have sumone like U! Luv You!<br />
<br />
Dreaming of u makes my night worthwhile, thinking of<br />
u just makes me smile, being with u is the best thing<br />
ever & loving u is what I'll do forever.<br />
<br />
I m feeling so happy, do u know why?<br />
Coz I'm so lucky, do u know how?<br />
Coz God luvs me. Do u know how?<br />
Coz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?<br />
It's U my love.<br />
<br />
To hear what is unspoken, to see what is invisible, to feel<br />
without without even touching... is the miracle called Love.<br />
<br />
People fall in luv not knowing why or how. It's so special<br />
a feeling that it doesn't require much answers. U just luv<br />
no matter how stupid u become.<br />
<br />
I knew I loved you when I realized that there was no<br />
one else I would rather laugh, cry and make memories<br />
with. Luv U!</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;"><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Mehboob aave ya na aave,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!it's you!</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">The sky without stars is</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">like sleep without dreams</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">like song without music</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">like rose without smell</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">like face without smile</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">like ME without U!</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">without realising that you are my life</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">choice, but falling in love with you was completely</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">out of my control.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">How can u tell the rain not 2 fall ven clouds exist?</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall ven the wind</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">exists?</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">How can u tell me not 2 fall in love ven u exist?</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Never say u are happy when u r sad. Never say u r</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">feel bad. And never say u r alone when I m still alive.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">happiness and to have happiness I need you!</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n </span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">satisfaction</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Let luv be the guide to ur dreams, let luv be the light</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">to ur heart, let ur luv be the reason why somebody</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">else's heart still continues to beat.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">is a battle well-fought, and True Luv is a jewel </span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">well-kept, in one's heart.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">No matter how ugly U think u r, but the who Luvs U</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">believes that U R the most beautiful & irrestiable</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">thing on the Earth & no one can change that</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">May the spring of your love be tender and sweet,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">the summer be rich and fulfilling and deep, the</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">autumn be warm and rewarding, complete, and</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">always... let there be love. Amy Cassidy</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">It's funny how big of an impact u hv on me. It's like</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">when I see u, u don't even hv to speak all u can do</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">is smile & it can make my day & that's how I</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">remember my reasons 4 loving u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So, if u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">find urself in a mess that's impossible to resolve,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">take it as a compliment-God thinks u can do it! Gud</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Morning</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I hv tried to move on but with every guy I feel more</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">& more like I'll never be able to replace u. And the</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">sad thing is... I know I hv already been replaced</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><br />
<span style="color: blue;">A part of U has grown in me. And so u see, it's U &</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Me together forever & never apart, maybe in distance,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">but never in heart</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">So, I will stand here forever,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">If forever's what it takes,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">because you are my forever,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">and forever always waits.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
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<span style="color: blue;">Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">who has the magic to let u fall in love.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I've notice that being with u, I smile a little more often,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I anger a little less quickly, the sun shines a little</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">brighter & life is much sweeter. I Luv U</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Don't rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">you know that ur feeling is for sure.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn't put there to stay-luv</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">isn't luv 'til you give it away.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name </span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">life when you are in it.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while &</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">think coz luv hurts more than stone.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Devote time to enjoy; it's the secret of youth.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Devote time for friends; it's the path to happiness.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Devote time to luv n b loved; it's the source of pleasure.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one; Let</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">everybody luv u but u luv one.b</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">What I need to live has been given to me by the earth.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Why</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I need to live has been given to me by you. Luv U!</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings </span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">on earth each day and I just caught one that's so</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">nice and true...</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">I may b innocent to know what luv is, I may not</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">show it to u. I may not luv u the way it should b,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">but I'm always willing to luv u the way I </span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">understand it.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">The way u know just what to say, it scares me,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">The ways u scare me I luv it.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Luv is born with the pleasure of luking at each other,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">concluded with the impossibility of separation!</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">When you love someone, it's nothing. When someone</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">loves you, it's somthing. When u luv someone & they</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">luv you back, it's everything.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">In life luv is neither planned nor does it happen 4 a</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">reason but when the luv is real it becomes your plan 4</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">life n reason 4 living.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">is just a hug till u find the 1 u're always thinkin of.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">a word till I heard it from u.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d one who really waits.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">At 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;"> </span><span style="color: blue;">I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;">much as I will tomorow.</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
</span><span style="color: blue;"><br />
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