FUNNY TEASE

SMS K 4 FAYDE :1=Mai bhi Khush.2= Jise bheja wo
bhi khush..3= Yado ka silsila bana rahta hai..4= Kaun
KANJUS he pata Chalta hai..!!!




Teri yaad me ae dost hum mar jaynge  Mar kar bhi
tera naam le jaynge Khuda ko Rishvat dekar tujhe upar
bulayengeFir dono upar bethakar  Kurkure Khaynge!




Do u remembr ur childhood?Whn u went 2 a doll shop n
askd "uncle" hw much is that MONKEY doll?" & d
shopkeeper rplyd "that is a mirror, my child"!Isn't so.




Gadha ghas kyun khata hai??? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Chalo chhodo,its ur personal matter,jo marzi khao,
hame Kya..???




Kl movie ho jaye....?MERI TARAF SE.yes or no ?Reply
soon if ye saap apne tv par dekhiyega mein apne tv
parif no prso phir program banayenge




When you are alone don't think of me, when you are
crying don't think of me, when u r upset don't think
of me,  just call me, my INCOMING is FREE.




Exellent mind,khubsurat chera,mithi aawaj,masum
aankhe, perfect personality, khushmijaj andaj, yeh to
hui meri baat, AB BATAO aap kaise ho ?




Na Dilko Behlaane Ke LiyeNa GharMe Sajaane Ke Liye.
Bas Apki Ek Tasveer  Chahiye HumeApne Ghar Se Chuhey
Bhagaane Ke Liye




Every thing is incomplete without 'Me'.__mory__lodyco__
dyti__ga__so__thing__aning__etingEven this lovely
 __ssage So dont 4get "Me"




Ek gadha ro-ro k dua kar rha tha"Ya Khuda mujhe padhne
ki taqat de" Ek din uski dua Qabul huyi Aur aaj
Masha-Allah  wo ye msg bhi padh raha hai.




Aapki  1 baat hme bahut   pasnd hai ki aap jab bhi koi
kam krte ho Dil lgake krte ho.....kyunki.Dimag  to  aapke
paas h nhi,




BANDAR Ki BETi APNE BAAP S BOLi Beti-PAPA MUJHE
SHADI KARNI H, PAPA  BOLe, BETi THODA INTEJAR
kar DULHA ABHI SMS PADH RAha h agar wo muskuraya
to rishta pakka..




    ______ _/___I__,/ , _'-(o)----(o)-?CAR BHEJi  Hai(HONDA CITY ZX)Oho!!!!
khushi to dekho. KAPDA MAAR KE WAPAS BHEJ DENA...




Manzil ke taraf badte chalo,jo dil kahe wo raah chuno,
peeche walo ko aage na jaane dojo aage hai unse aage
niklo,tabhi aap 1 acheRIKSHE WALE  ban sakte ho.




What is diffrent betwin monkey & donkey,who will read
this sms is monkey &who will erase this sms is donkey.what
will U do.ha ha ha fsa diya na.