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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes
everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above... 
So always Brush ur Teeth


It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper
that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting
the noble cause of saving trees. SAY 
NO TO EXAMS


Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita
cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras
jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye,
bahane to apne 
aap hi mil jate hain


Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi


Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai, aaj
nahin aaya, kaha na kabhi 
kabhi aata hai


Thought for the future generation: Don't marry
& make a woman happy. 
In fact remain a bachelor & make several
women happy.


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day
doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur
ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke
nahin badaltey


U r thousands of miles away from me, still I'm
watching ur every movement on 3 difft channels:
Pogo, Cartoon network & Animal planet. 
Thnx to media


Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja
dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala
dudh mein pee gaya


Which is the most confusing day in America?
Thinking?
Still thinking?
Fathers day! 


Om Namah Shinay! Jai Sri Ram! Wahe Guru! Jai
Sri Krishna! Darr Mat, 
kisi ko forward nahin karna hai, khud hi jap
le... PAAPI.


In life, never look down on anybody, unless you
are getting a lovely view 
of the cleavage!


A Chinese couple Mr. & Mrs. Hua got twins without
marriage. What did 
they name them?!!!?
JO-hua, SO-hua 


Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?


There are only 5 things we need in life: Good
friends, Good job, Good  food, Good sleep &
GOOD _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... 
s right. Gud Day.


When things go wrong, when sadness fills your
heart, when tears flows from your eyes always
say these words... Eh Ganpat, chal daru la..


Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kyo kehte hain?
Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya to... PASS
varna Hamesha ke liye BYE! 


Breaking News: Latest sponsor of the Indian Cricket
Team: Whisper Ultra.
BCCI felt it appropriate as the team is undergoing
its worst PERIOD!


Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.
Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye, ye sasure
America wale roj
 Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai. 


Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes
naughty & when a woman becomes naughty.... 
she becomes rich.


A lady is standing on top of the hill n she is going to
push her father down. So what's the name of the lady?
Push......Paa.


Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means
to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes,
when best things in life we do naked.


Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai,
khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise
marzi kaat ke khana

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