Saturday, October 17, 2009



Wife to her friend: My hubby bought me a Mood ring
the other day. When I'm in a gud mood, it turns Green &
when Im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

Wats the diff between Complete & Finished?
If you find good wife u r complete otherwise u r

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,
jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we
chose Marriage, slow and sure!

Friend: How's ur sex life?
Man: As usual, Monday to Friday.
Friend: What about the weekends?
Man: Weekends? Oh! That time I'm at home, relaxing
with my wife !

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a
pond of crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the
animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

While in bed after few years of marriage, husband and
wife's HIPS meet each other more often than LIPS....

True friends stand behind u during ur bad times. Do u
want a proof? Check out your marriage album. U'll
find that all ur friends standing behind U

Two men r talking. 1st: I got married coz I was tired of
eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry &
wearing shabby clothes.
2nd: Amazing, I just got divorced for the very same

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein
apke CHARNO KI DASI. Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her
so much that he would go thruogh hell for her. They got
married and now he is going thru hell.

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha
tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish
start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

On Jeeto's bday Santa had no money, so he sent a
cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto
said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world
crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for
the rest of your life!

Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa
lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu
Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.

Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice
for the same offence!

Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u
get, u don't njoy (marriage), what u njoy is not
permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is

What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman
who earns good money,a woman who loves him & system
to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that
my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Kanta : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me


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