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Someone has kidnapped the Indian cricket team and
demanded Rs 50 crore or else he would burn them
with kerosene. Please donate.
I have already donated 25 litres.
Ek Gujju ka sapne mein kisi ne rape kar diya di.
Next day Gujju ne apna Bank acccount band karwa
diya kyon ki Bank mein likha tha:
Hum aap k Sapno ko Haqeeqat mein badal denge.
Amitabh: Mere pas Gaadi he, Banglaw hai, Bank
Balance hai, tumhare paas kya hai?
Shashi: Mere paas bhi Gaadi hai, Bunglaw hai,
Bank Balance hai...
Silence for few Minutes...
Amitabh: Abey to phir Maa kahana hai?
Q: What time is it when most people go to the dentist?
A: Tooth-Hurty!
Buffalo par baithe ek jaat koTRAFFIC police ne rok
k puchha: Aap ka helmet kahan hai? Fine lagega.
Jaat: Re baawale, dhayan se dekh Neeche, 4
wheeler hai !
Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek ladki dekhi hai, Vo
Roopvati, Gunvati, or Sarasvati hai.
Beta: Lekin papa mein kisi or se pyar karta hoon
or vo.. Garbhvati hai.
Gandhigiri ki safalta ke baad, pesh hai. Messagegiri
jisme aap msg kare ya na kare, ham msg bhejte
rahenge, kabhi to aapko sharm aayegi.
Gud Day!
Height of Marwari Kanjusi: Looking for a second
Hand Tata Nano
Car.......preferably with Gas Kit!!!
Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil
jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.
Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted !
Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.
Vet: Why do u want to do that?
Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want
anything to make her think she's welcomed.
judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain
Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri
de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat
de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur
shooru ho ja
Jodhpur jail ordered the purchase order of 999
shirts n 1000 pants for inmates. Guess y this
odd combination?
Salman Khan is coming
May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold,
gold into diamonds... and may our diamonds be
forever... Then we'll sell it OK?
Fifty-Fifty
Devdas's matrimonial ad- Wanted wife. Age no bar!
Height No bar! Luks no bar! Caste No Bar!
But gal's father shoul have his own Bar.
Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge,
na apne bachchon ko karne denge.
FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL
ke sath wish kiya
'You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL &
wonderFOOL amongst
all FOOLS
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