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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no
affair. When he died, the insurance company refused
the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
Ek samay ki bat hai, Mata Lakshmi ji ka ULLU unse
rooth gaya aur bola, 'Apki sab puja karte hain,
mujhe koi nahin puchhta'Lakshmi ji boli: Ab se
har sal meri puja se 8-10 din pehle tumhari puja
hogi. Us din Ullu puje jayenge.
Tabhi se Diwali k pehle us din ko KARWA
CHAUTH keh kar manaya jata hai!
How 2 catch squirrels?
It's simple. Just climb a tree & sit, Squirrels will
come in search of
U... U know Y? Coz They Love NUTS!
Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping
a place for me
in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say...
I'm MIND BLOWING.
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
The successful marriage depends on one simple
equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband
having Secret Beauties.
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends,
Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK.
Whatever u are thinking...
is right. Good Day.
Tum sab dost meri zindagi ho, aur aur aur aur aur
Lahnat hai aisi
A Baniya walking on road suddenly bent & touched
d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein
sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise
man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when
her lips r closed !
What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Saif: My dil goes hmmmmmm...! My dil goes
hmmmmmmm....! My dil goes
mmmmmmMMm......!! My dil goes mmmmmmm.....!
Javed Jafri: Is this da dils or da makhis...?
Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!
Gal: Tum aisi-vaisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy: Bilkul nahi!
Gal: To phir rehne do...
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha
tab to ek hi baccha
tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa
Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi
patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty
first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.
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