Pappu: Dad, mein biwi nu sms kita ki main Raat
nu aunga, ghar aaya te kisi hor de nal suti si.
Dad: Puttar galti mobile company di aa, jede
time nal sms nahi bhejde!
Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and
what clothes we wear, but what we are inside.
So, try going out naked tomorrow
and see the admiration!
Janwaran di party chal rahi cee Chua 4 peg la
ke set cee.
Billi: J ajj party na hundi ta mai tenu ajj kha jandi.
Chua: Ja tur ja saliye, loki kehan ge khadi
piti wich janani kut diti.
Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne
aaj pehla aadha shabd bola.
Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ?
Wife: Behan..
God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere
he made a mother. Then devil thought that he
couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
I want you 2 know that our friendship means a
lot 2 me. U cry Ii cry.U lauf I lauf. U jump out
of the window... I look down &then...
I lauf again
The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass
& flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
What's the difference between pleasure and
torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture
is thinking of you too much.
Banta: How does an attorney sleep?
Santa: First he lies on one side, and then he lies
on the other.
I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask
for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my
crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary
samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings
meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?
Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again
Degree of girls
B.A- Btful Angles
BE- Btful eyes
BSc- Btful structure
BCom-Btful communication
MBA- Married but Awesome
Jeevan k kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega?
Parents?
Nahin
Relatives?
Nahin
FRIEND...?
Nahi Nahi Yaar
Sirf aur Sirf
Apni
"CHAPPAL"
Hitler says,
"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says:
"ab bolne se kya fayda.?
jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na " ;-)
Narad Muni dharti par BEER peene aaye, 12 botal peene
ke baad.
Waiter:-Apko chadti kyun nahi.?
Narad Muni:-MAIN BHAGWAAN HOON.
Waiter:-Chad gayi saale ko.
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ye Ghada aapka hai? agar nhi to isko aagay bhejte raho
jiska hoga wo rakh lega!
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Arey Itni Gor Se Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
Helocopter Hai Mein Ne Khareed Liya Hai
Kahi Jana Ho To Chabi Mang Lena
Girl goes 2 Dr with mom
Girl-Medical checkup krana hai
Dr-sare kapde utar k parde k piche let jao
Girl-mera nahi mummy ka
Dr oh!...mataji Jeeb bahar nikaaliye
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