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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my
dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then
people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'
Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage
drink only on the days when u r sad, after marriage
drink only on days when u r Happy!
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko
waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura
Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi
kyon nahi huye?Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako
rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande
lagge ne ?
What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry
date and Daru is like
wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
I just bought a used car. It's a convertible. You
turn the key, and
it converts into a piece of crap. -Scott E. Roeben
Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his
To be as rich as his child believes. To have as
many women as his
Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya. Galfriend ko I luv
u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein
batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo,
4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se
chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega.
Rum ka Paua ab
sirf 10 RS mein.
Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?
Always start your day with a lot of S E X
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be
Do you know the difference between a pun and
A pun is a sudden shift of wit!
A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without
did they named them?
They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse
mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.
rue relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage
album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Commerce joke: Do u know y in a couple's photo man
is on the right side
& woman on the left?
Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left
side and assets
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this
fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that's exactly
what he asked
me about you!
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