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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes
the password of your emai id...!


Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida jehra
kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch
hi mil sakda hai.


Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??


Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab
perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se
sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa
DHAKKAN sabko miley


Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne
candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar
tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi
to plz candle bujha dena


A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry
& asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not
supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.


A friend is: Who lends you...
Pen in School...


In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?


Q: Why do all Afghans carry a piece of sandpaper?
A: Because they need a map.


An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several
times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget
o zip down.


Astrologer: U'll meet a young gal who wanna everything
about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab


Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri
ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta
hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho


Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi
karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein
karna.


Teacher to class: A for?
Class: Apple
Teacher: Jor Se Bolo
Class: Jai Mata Di


Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...


Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein
Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon
ko bheje ja raha hai


Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??
Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!


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