If I ever go for a brain transplant I'd like 2 use ur
brain.It's not because u r a genius. I would only
like a brain that has never been used.
Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.
Q: Why do men fart more often than women?
A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long
enough to build up the pressure.
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladke k samne aane k baad hi
kyon theek karti hain?
Luteron ko dekh kar hi Daulat ki hifazat ka khayal
Why are Egyptian Children always confused?
Because after death, their DADDY becomes a MUMMY.
Everything about you is perfect - your lips, your skin,
your eyes, your body. Perfect! You're lucky to be
born beautiful, not like me, who was
born to be a big liar.
First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you
forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to
unzip your fly.
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor
and make several women happy!
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday
brings bad luck ?
"Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"
A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.
Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.
Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand
next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.
Suraj ki pahli kiran aapko Khusi de... Dusri kiran hasi
de... Teesri tandurasti... Chouthi kamyabi... Bas ab aur
nahi garmi lagegi. Good Day.
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would
never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet
like ME & nut like U.
Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from
the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there
is still enough space for another girl on top.
Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk abt
things, small people talk about others & legends never
talk, they send SMS.
The first half of our lives is spent ignoring our
parents' advice and the second half in trying to keep
our children from ignoring ours.
When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me.
When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just
think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.
Look at the world around u; u'll see God's creativity.
Look at thebreakfast table; u'll c God's providence. Look
at the mirror u'll c God's sense of humor.
A student writes a letter via telegram to his dad. It
goes... No fun, send mon, your son!
Dad write back saying...so sad, too bad, your dad!
U shud do two things in morning...Pray 2 God so u can
live and have a shower so others can live.
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake
let him face the consequences
What is the height of Flirting?
It's When your love letter starts with: TO
WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN
Kya hoga agar Pepsodent waale condom banaye to...??
Hona kya hai? Raat bhar Dishum, dishum...!
Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare
jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT
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