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Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover,
an  accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of
survival for a married man.


New Examination Patttern in India (Revised):
General Students: Answer All questions
OBC: Write Any One question
SC: Only read questions
ST: Thanks for coming.
Cheers to Reservation






It's wrong that Alcohol makes u fat... It doesn't! It
actually makes u LEAN... against bars, poles, walls,
friends & strangers! Cheers!


Teacher class mein apne baby ko doodh pilate hue boli:
Ale ale mela beta dudh p k doctor banega.
Santa: Mam! Thoda hame bhi pila do hum compounder
hi ban jaayenge.


Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye, ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne
Deshwasion ke liye!


Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, 
Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar
koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti


A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat & Tat.
She fed Mat 
from left tit, Pat from her right tit...
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat


Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha
Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se
badhti hai, SMS padhne 
se nahi....


Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai


Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!


Teri Maa Di,
Tere Peo Di,
Teri Behan Di,
Tere Bhra Di,
Teri Bhabi Di,
Tere Pure Khandan Di,
Te Meri v Tu Jaan Hai


Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar
ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us
ko pagalpan kehtay hain,
agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai


Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se,
dilnasheenon se,jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye
hum kameenon se...


Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai, sara
badan kaamp jata hai, dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid,
yeh apka kasoor nahi, mera phone Vibrator per hota hai


A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made
for SELFISH.


Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.
_______I M NOT A Male.
Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena.


Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein
Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Brandy milao to
nasha chadta hai. Saala  paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

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