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Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.
Ganguly's Son: Yeh Kya, Daddy Sixer pe Sixer maare
jaa rahe hain Hain?
Ganguly's Wife: Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT
U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved
becomes the password
of your emai id...!
Kudi waale pandit nu: Saanu aheja munda chahida
jehra kuj khanda penda na howe.
Pandit: Aheja munda taan PGI Emergency ward ch
hi mil sakda hai.
Ravan ki 20 aankhein thi magar nazar sirf ek aurat pe;
jab ki aapki 2 aankhein aur nazar har aurat pe...!
Toh asli Ravan kaun??
Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab
perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab
kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa
DHAKKAN sabko miley
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne
candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar
tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi
to plz candle bujha dena
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry
& asks him:
Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty: Aacha aur kia kaha mummy nay?
Kid: Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
Why women live a better, longer & a peaceful life?
Because, women don't have a wife.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have
A genuine reason for having two girlfriends at a time:
always damaging & Competition improves service!
How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts
his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you
believe in God?
Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think
changes the water?
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