Wednesday, October 21, 2009

FUNNY : 11


Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa
karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se gujro wahan
ke har ghar se awaaz aaye, 
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

Tum sada haste raho, sada muskurate raho, khush
raho, gun-gunate raho, hamesha mast raho. Mera kya
hai, log tumhe hi PAGAL kahenge!

Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality
catches the heart. You are blessed with both!
Flattered? Don't Be! It was sent to me, and I just
wanted you to read it.

There was a man who never romped or played. He
never smoked or drank, nor kissed a girl. And he passed
away, insurance was denied. Since he had never lived,
they claimed he never died. So live it up. CHEERS 

Once upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me?
She replied: No! 
And the guy lived happily ever after. 

Daily Prayer: O GOD, give us strength & capacity to
pay Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise
Duty, Octroi, TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp
Duty, CGT, Water Tax, Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess,
Congestion Levy & many more. Besides don't forget
Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers
etc... If we have some time & money left 
after that, we will do some Business. Cheers to
Booming Indian Economy! Gud Day!

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied
men! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an
exhausted man...!!

All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned,
expensive or married to someone else!

There's a small gap between confidence and
over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is
Confidence. Only you can kiss your 
girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

What would confuse a mentally challenged person?
Answer: A pineapple.
Confused...? I knew you would be!

How to catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and just be yourself. Squirrels will
come to you on  their own. Because they just
love NUTS !

A highly successful flirt was once asked: Which one
is ur best gf?
He replied: The next one!
Always aim high n continuously improve ur performance.

A Law Professor asks a Student: Which is the most
imp LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?
The Student replies: Father-in-Law

A motorist hit a sparrow. He took d unconscious bird,
put in cage  with bread & water.
Bird wakes up, luks around & screams: Salakhen!
My God! I've killed the motorist.

M_rkh, St_pid, B_dh_, D_ffer, Bewak_f, Ghoch _,
_ll_, Bhondu_,  dekha... Everything is incomplete
without `U'

As u face a brand new day, bow ur head & say
this prayer: Thank u Lord for having this amazingly
gud luking sender. May his smartness
increases everyday.

A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with
flowers n goes.
A True friend sits near u n says: O yaar,
nurse bahut sunder hai... 
aaram se theek hona!

Q: Where do Indian batsmen perform their best?
A: In advertisements.

Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

Q: What is the height of optimism?
A: Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on
his face.

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