Wednesday, October 21, 2009

FUNNY : 19

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Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik
bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS
karo theek ho jaoge... Ab accha mahsus 
kar raha hoon.




Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here
is mys parpoz, with this d reds rose. Plz don't u d
rejects my parpoz b'coz
I don't parpoz d ROZ ROZ!




If U Don't Eat Junk food, Don't Smoke, Don't Drink,
Don't Have boy Friend/Gal Friend, Don't Play Cards,
No Late Nights; Then 
Visit Our site: www.PaidaKyunHuethe.com




Another Moon?... Possible
Another Sun?... Possible
Another Sky?... Possible
Another person Like U?... Impossible
'Coz God can't make the same Mistake twice.




I'm leaving India!
Actually Aishwarya is pregnant and media is
suspecting me. Tum bhi 
nikal lo, uski kaam wali bhi pregnant hai.




Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya
karna chahiye?Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka
injection lagane ka!




It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million
soldiers 2 protect a country, but just One woman 2
make a Happy Home! Let's Thank...
 KAAMWALI 




Narad Muni dharti par madira peene aaye,12 botal
pilane k baad theke 
wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ?
Narad: Main Bhagwaan Hoon.
Theke wala: Chad gayi saley ko.




Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya,
dekho to.Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon
na usey wahin rahne diya jaye
 main doobonga to sahara dega.




Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big
car like Rahul, but 
I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.




Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez
kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye! 




Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab
auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek
rahega, par mere baap ka
 bigad jayega.




An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer
asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.




Feeling bored? Wondering, what to do? Open the
zip! Enter your hands in between your zip... take out
your... book from your bag and study!




Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37
Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend
it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!




Today if anyone praises U for ur beauty, nature, style,
attitude... 
kick them... How dare they fool U before APRIL 1st.




Aisa hai pyar humara, main kishti tu kinara, mai
dhanush tu teer mai matar tu paneer, mai barish tu
badal, mai rajmah tu chawal, mai hot 
tu cool, main April tu Fool...ha ha ha!!




Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful,
Think great, 
I know this is too much for u, so here is a shortcut - 
Just think 
about ME!


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