Wednesday, October 21, 2009


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SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh
tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne
se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.

A history teacher & his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked.
'Anything new at work?'
He replied, 'No, I'm teaching History.'

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other
ensures you continue to do so.

When I go wrong, I need ur hand 2 correct, wen
emotions bust out, I need ur hand 2 catch, wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat. In short:Ye
Haath Mujhe De De Thakur

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive
people. Send this to someone who fits the description!
Don't send it back; I've already
received hundreds.

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see Sweetly I Lie

Galileo used 2 study in smal lamp. Graham Bell used
2 study in candle light. Shakspeare used 2 study in
street light. Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata
ke yeh sab Din Mein Kya Karte the?

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke
waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k
baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

How True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min, a
beer shortens your life by 4 minutes, a working day
shortens your life by 8 hours!

True bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully drunk......a late
night out.....& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

Well, they do say opposites attract... So I sincerely
hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest,
intelligent, and cultured. Gud Day!

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years,
met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

Raamnavami aanewali hai, isiliye hum apna man kewal
Pooja, Arcahna, Sadhna, Aarti mein lagaana chahtey
hain. So... aapke pados mein in mein
se koi ho to bataao.

Mil Gaya, Oye Hoye Mil Gaya, Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya, Apna Sara Kaam
Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek
aur..."BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya!

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