FUNNY : 17

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Some translations in Punjabi:
Yo baby! Wassup? Ve kaka, a uttey ki tangeya va?
Listen buddy, dat chick is mine! O bhaoo, o nikki
kukree meri aa !
R u nuts? Tu akhrot an oye?
Rock the party. VATTEY mar jashan ch.
Lets hangout! Aja bahar lamkiye. 


Young Malkin & Pappu Naukar were kidnapped &
raped by robbers.
Malik to Naukar: Shakal Dekhi thi un logon ki?
Pappu Naukar: Bibi ji se pucho mujhe to ulta litaya
hua tha! 


Daru se Nasha badhta hai, Nashe se junun. Junun
se mehnat, 
Mehnat se paisa, Paise se izzat. Isliye Izzatdar
wohi hai jo Daru pita hai !


Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro
ka nazara tha, Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate
hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae 
Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?


A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time:
Monopoly is always damaging & Competition
improves service!


If u don't have a gf/bf, don't have a nice job,
don't like partying & dancing, just have a boring
life, then don't worry just log on to 
www.rabba chukk lay.com


A cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Dr: What salary U Xpect? 
Nurse: Rs.10,000. 
Dr was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With pleasure it's 25,000


Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir
bus aap pe 
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai


Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe
dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu
bhaven purani 
Mercedes car de de


Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the:
ATITHI DEVO 
BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a
hand on Geeta.He refused saying: Sita par
hath rakh kar itni
musibat aayi! Ab Geeta
 pe haath nahin rakhunga


J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai
jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut 
paindi nahin dekhi !


Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+


Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi
achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi
baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan
 ka pyar mile


Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se
bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna
              bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe
goli maar do


Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently
needs 3 bottles of....
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no &
name is as displayed


People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work..make less mistakes,
People who do no work..make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes..get promoted.


Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a
lover,an accomplishment for a bachelor and a
Matter of Survival for a married man. Gud Luck!


Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so
advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and
also help me to
spread by sending to all. Thank U !


Ladkewaale: Ladki ka naam kya hai?
Ladkiwaale: Hamari pyari, aapki pyaari sabki pyari,
Rampyari. Ladke ka
 naam kya hai.
Ladkewale: Hamara Gu, aapka Gu, ham sabka
gu JAGGU

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