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D most unfulfilled desire of all science students..                
A b0mb should have fallen instead of an apple on D
head of NEWTON.


Tabiyat thik nahi thi. Tantrik ko dikhaya, Tantrik
bola bhoot ka saya hai, kisi ghor paapi ko SMS
karo theek ho jaoge...
Ab accha mahsus kar raha hoon


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Daro mat Kabhi-kabhi MOBILE par sMs Padne
waale ki tasweer aa jaati hai..!!



A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom
to understand my man; Love to forgive him and
Patience for his moods. Because 
Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!


Dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment:
Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the
car for an hour.When you open the boot, which one
is really happy to see you?


Ek shrabi sadhu se takra gaya. Sadhu: Oh murkh,
mein tuje shrap deta hoon..
Sharabi: Ruko, me glass leke ata hoon.


How do u identify a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the
bathroom and puts his ear to the keyhole
instead of his eye! 


Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak
gaye wo meri sharan me aaye. Ek callgirl ne
niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo
meri sharan me aaye.


Ma: Beta ladoo Khayega?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Chocolate?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Khana?
Beta: Nahin
Mama: Marjana apne peo te gaya hai, sirf
jutiyan hi khayega.


Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu
sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare
aap g de jeevan de har hafte da 
satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.


When somebody who's deeply in love with you tells
you that you're cute, beautiful, and angelic, I
agree. That's true, believe me, I swear
because love is BLIND!


It takes patience to keep a nagging wife; fortune
to keep an ambitious wife; four eyes to keep
a pretty wife.


Sometimes you might catch me staring at you.
It's not because you are cute but bcoz my mom
told me that devils have tails and 
I'm just wondering where's yours? 


Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work
Now?


A boy goes to a strip club. His mom gets angry &
asks him: Did u see anything there that u were
not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!


Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?
He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used
to say 'Keep 
Quwait, Keep Quwait'.


Tension happens in brain and love is felt in heart.
Then why do people get heart attack when they
are tensed and why people
get mad when they are in love?


Only once in your life u'll get a right person
with whom u'll get married, so, till than keep
enjoying with the wrong Ones!


Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko
Gud Morning kaise?
Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh
marzi bhi meri!
Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.


Elephant falls in Luv with Ant, but Ant's parents
were against their marriage. Guess why?
They gave a Solid Reason: Kehnde Munde de
dand Bahar ne.


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